Spreading mind to paper: Fiction (1)

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh!

Coucou mes amis!

I had so much fun writing my mind to paper, include this one. This is one of my short fiction collections i have. But one thing i dunno, whether it’s true or false are grammatical accuracy and content accuracy. Hahaha, but honestly i’m sure there are a lot of mistakes.  I have been studying for it!

So if you don’t mind, please check and write it down to the comment box :3 thx

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I directed my head to left and right, then climbed up slowly the wall by swiping my shoes to cement brick heap, so made a little noise. My hands supported my weight, held on one side of wood around the window.

“Hup!”. Yup, i jumped and made a “V” pose with my fingers through no one watched me after i went off and entered to school’s indoor basket field. I just wanna looks like cool for myself *make a cool style*

EH! HEY DAMN STUPID, what are done by me!? Rotfl, it was about 07.00 a.m. and ospek must go on since 1 hour ago. What a stupid girl i am.  Me, Sekar Ayu Garini, was late at the first day of ospek. It means that i called my death by senior as an executioner *lol*

Unfortunately, i had my lovely meow which always stay on my room and he would not be dispose if i dead. So i must gave thank to my brilliant to remembered the school map and tagged some ways to play a truant.

This field was one of them, just climbed the school fence which had broken down barbed wire. Maybe had been crushed by my pre-cursors, the deserters who mad strategy ‘how to left the school with no footprint’, so clean, as clean as their brain which contents only dust and spider web. Wakakakakakakak.

And give thanks to Allah, no one stand or kept the field here, at this time. Let’s say Alhamdulillah.

Plop!

I heard stronge voice behind the door of nearly room. After i looked my lovely pinkish wristwatch on my left hand, i promise that i would went to place where all of new students stand on, after i know what voice was *i’m so kepoan*

I put my ear close the door and listen..

“Thirty seconds my precious time and you just say it!?” barked someone inside whom i believed he was boy.

“What do you mean ‘just it’? I didn’t sleep last night because of my nervous to remember this time, when i express my heard to you. I have no special words to express the gratitude I feel in my heart that you came into my life.” said her. This one was girl voice now.

So in this conversation, i can conclude that there were 2 person inside. I watched my wirstwatch with begged eyes to gave just 5 minutes again. I didn’t want to pass this event. I’m so kepoan.

“Jannina Weigel, france girl, charming, girly, cute, but...umm..”, the boy said.

“But what?”, girl’s voice heard curious.

“But doesn’t comply to my criteria. I’m bored france girl. Do you hope if i would say ‘YES’?”

WHAT THE-! What did he SAY!? I was so grumbled.

“PERVERT-!” shouted me spontaneously. WHAT THE- What are you saying, Sekar! YOU and YOUR BIG MOUTH! Zzz..

“Hey, who’s there?!” shouted the boy louder.

OMG! >_<

If he found me here and knew that i was new student, can i see the day after today? Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, HELP ME PLZ!

“Meow, meow~ I’m pussy cat-“, i said immediately.

“What-? Pussy Cat?!”, the boy shouted twice.

VERY DAMN DAMN STUPID.

Yeah, YOU! YOU and YOUR STUPIDITY, Sekar! Flying Dutchman, took me out plz!

I heard footstep, so near. As near as my heart to you *eaak

Ok, forget the last sentence.

I was sure he had moved towards me. I can’t moved, suddenly my brain moved to foots. (How it can be? I dunno) When i was blank, my foots run away. It means that my foots had a brain, hadn’t it?

It was cooooollll, didn’t it?

I went off from there and no one saw me. Hip hip hooraaay~

***

I hope my fortune could be here for just 5 minutes, please :(

I turned up my head carefully from wall, sent a 3.5G signal to my friend there. New students and he were on field.

Bingo!

He accepted my signal well, because he looked straight at me.

He gave me a face ‘What-are-you-doing-for-?-You-know-we-had-been-here-since-1-hour-ago-!’

I moved my hand and body gesture ‘Save-your-big-mouth-until-break-time-later-!-Now-i-need-your-help-to-enter-the-line-quietly-without-found-out-anyway-!’

Before he talked again, i gave a gesture again ‘Do-it-now-and-i-will-give-you-Adidas-athletic-shoes-whom-you-had-talking-for-200-hours-178-minutes-and-34-seconds-!’

Finally he gave me a naughty smile to me, and he gave ‘Give-thank-to-God-because-you-had-been-met-a-good-person-like-me-Benabaret-Sihombing-!’

“HEY! Snake here!” shouted Bena. He was successfully. All of girls were jumped and shouted louder. I didn’t think if he would did it. But it was good. I looked for a situation, then entered quietly to line and stand up.

“Thumbs up, Bena!”, i smiled to him.

“I hope no one know that it’s my voice.”, said him upset.

About 10 minutes situation was good. It was a long time to make a calm. No one know, include seniors that caused of the incident was shouted of a boy which no one know him excepted God and me.

“Keep silent! Give a respect for our OSIS Leader!”, a loud voice resound. It was a loud voice i have heard.

Hard applause was resound. I clapped my hands lazy, that was because i was so lazy to stand here.

A boy appeared from back. He wore a uniform with 2 button opened, wild hair, though fuckingly it was cool :*

His shirt also brought out and he had no tie. He step in stage with two hands were in the sack.

OMG!

What happened!? Are people here crazy? Why did they choose the leader LIKE THIS!? As long as my knowledge leader was a great and smart person, and also discipline. But he had no one of it! I would be cataract.

Plop!

WHAT was he fucking doing again? Ate a bubble gum and splitted it on mic. HEY! Everybody looked it, did he knew that it was formal ceremony!?

But no one admonished him. Though he was a leader, everybody should not silenced.

“Yo, everybody! “, said him lazy. One question ‘bout this one, where did i can hear a regard like this? 

Now i was doubt if i had been here, in this messy senior high school. I felt wrong to choose this damn school, but Bena was in here. So it means i wasn’t wrong to choose, was i?

“I will shorten this speech. All you have to do is obey the rules here well.” continued him then blow the buble gum and splitted it again. LOL

“Before i closed this speech, i wanna inform you that my rules is absolute. So no one can contradicts my rules during i had been being the leader. Understand?”

All of new students answered, “Yes, understand.” excepted me.

Gosh! I could be crazy less than 5 minutes because of this fucking school.

Plop!

“Well, i found ‘pussy cat’ this morning. Ehm, i mean a pussy cat which had found me and let her nametag fall on the floor when she left.” said him. He showed off the nametag to audience.

What did he mean? But i was sure, it would be bad thing to that pussy cat whom he mean. I just pray for her safety to the pussy cat. Aamiin..

“I think the pussy cat was not aware yet. Doesn’t she remember my voice?”

I didn’t understand what did he mean. He talked rubbish.

EH! WHAT-

VOICE? *jleb* I think i knew the voice was..

Yeah, i understand. My nametag should be hanged out my neck.

“Bena, please say to my mom and dad that i love them, also my lovely meow. I hadn’t been knowing what’s name for my meow. Because ‘Garfield’ had been taken in the film. What a pity i am. My life would be end.” said me.

Suddenly, “Well, it’s better to call her name to move forward here.”

I dunnowattudu! OMG, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, PLZ HLP ME!

“Her name...is....”

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